Them Crooked Vultures album cover - Them Crooked Vultures
Guitar tone settings

How to Dial In "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" by Them Crooked Vultures - Guitar Tone Settings

The rig

Gear for "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I"

Suggested rig · the original isn't documented.

The settings

Knob Positions, Pickup, and Tuning

Amp settings

Where to set the knobs for this tone. Each value is on the standard 0–10 amp scale.

Gain5.5
Bass5.5
Mid6
Treble6.5
Presence6
Volume7

On your amp, these numbers won't sound the same.

Get the settings for my amp
Guitar setup

How the artist had their guitar configured for this take.

Pickup selector
NeckNk+MdMiddleBr+MdBridge
Guitar knobs
Tone8
Volume9
Recording notes

From Them Crooked Vultures (2009). A heavy, riff-driven rocker with thick, fuzzy guitar. No source available here confirms the exact guitar and amp on this recording, so a Gibson Les Paul Custom through a Marshall JCM800 2203 stands in. Set the amp at a light crunch and use the bridge pickup. Tuning isn't documented here.

FAQ

Common Questions About the "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" Tone

  1. What guitar did Them Crooked Vultures use on "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I"?

    The guitar on "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" (released 2009) isn't documented; the Gibson Les Paul Custom above gets the sound. Pickup selector: bridge pickup on the guitar.

  2. What amp settings does "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" need?

    Settings for this sound: Gain 5.5, Bass 5.5, Mid 6, Treble 6.5, Presence 6, Volume 7. Each value is on the standard 0–10 amp scale; match them on your amp first, then nudge to taste. ToneMirror can translate these positions for whatever amp you actually own.

  3. Can I play "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" without the original gear?

    Yes. ToneMirror takes the settings above and adapts it to your guitar, amp, and pedals - so you can chase the "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" tone on a Katana, a Helix, a tube combo, or anything else. The translation accounts for EQ curve, gain structure, and pickup type so the result actually sounds like the record, not just the same knob numbers on different gear.

Related tones

Tone references for "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" by Them Crooked Vultures are provided for educational use. ToneMirror is not affiliated with the artists or labels referenced.

Adapt to my gear